I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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