please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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