I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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