nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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