yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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