Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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