Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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