I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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