Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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