K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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