That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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