I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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