They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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