Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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