Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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