Quick, to the slutcave!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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