Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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