He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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