listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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