I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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