can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
