let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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