oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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