dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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