Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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