How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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