Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
