do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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