you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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