How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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