There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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