so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
