check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
