i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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