I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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