At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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