plz talk dirty to me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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