remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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