They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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