If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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