I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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