someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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