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• (917): View more from New York City

  There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?

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  Aren't all three of those the same though?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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• (714): View more from California

  Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.

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