She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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