we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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