Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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