Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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