If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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