I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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