Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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